March 2012
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February 2012
27 posts
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My bird
He is trying to fucking kill me.
He has always been a plucker—even from before I adopted him—but it has never been like this.
We have been through bad times. I have lost sleep over his plucking before. I have lashed out at my family (and at my baby himself) because of his neurosis.
I don’t know if I can handle it this time.
He can’t even eat or play because...
goodreasonnews:
atheistme:
thegreatbinge:
Dumb Girl: So wait, what does being an atheist mean? Me: It means I don’t believe in a god. Dumb Girl: Oh so like the Illuminati. Lil’ Wayne is one of those. Me: I…what?
All Atheists are friends with Lil Wayne. Fun fact.
Ugh, some dumb person once told me Lady Gaga’s songs are secret messages to the illuminati. Also that Charles Manson was...
I have the best sister ever. She’s amazing. I can’t even explain it… I mean, I don’t need anything else in this world in order to be happy. I just wanted you all to know that.
Goodnight world.
Edit: Tumblr hacking? You don’t mess with Tumblr, little girl. This is serious shit.
Florida Church Bans Children to "Protect" Pastor... →
leftish:
According to First Coast News, a Jacksonville, Florida church has separated children out from their congregation so a pastor who confessed to sexual crimes against two young girls can continue preaching. Former Shiloh Missionary Baptist Church pastor Darrell Gilyard was just released from prison in December. He’s now delivering sermons at Christ Tabernacle Missionary Baptist...
Eve Ensler: Over it. →
seriouslyamerica:
TRIGGER WARNING: Rape
I am over rape.
I am over rape culture, rape mentality, rape pages on Facebook.
I am over the thousands of people who signed those pages with their real names without shame.
I am over people demanding their right to rape pages, and calling it freedom of speech or justifying it as a joke.
I am over people not understanding that rape is not a joke and...
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SNL: Really? With Seth and Amy: Birth Control →
Here's the part where I admit that I watch...
the-womanifesto:
I’ve been on this show since it first started in 2004. All through high school and all through college. I know, it’s ridiculous. (But you guyysssz this last season is sooo good!!! No? Ok…) But I have to complain right now.
Julie, Susan’s daughter, is pregnant while in the middle of getting her PhD. She is going through with the pregnancy and giving the baby up for adoption when...
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“He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape....”
– John Oliver on Rick Santorum, The Bugle 183 (via sixpencesoulcake)
Microwaves are fucking us up.
Below is a Science fair project presented by a girl in a secondary school in Sussex. In it she took filtered water and divided it into two parts.
The first part she heated to boiling in a pan on the stove, and the second part she heated to boiling in a microwave.
Then after cooling she used the water to water two identical plants to see if there would be any difference in the growth between...
freestefano asked: I was trying for some drama thing in my school and one of the people I had to act with was an 18 year old girl and she said that the way she was acting (She was playing Abby from the crucibles) and that it was illegal, and I was like no it's not, I'm 16 you're 18, under Florida law it's legal unless we engage in sexual activity. So just to make sure I looked it up and posted...
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Fuck Marriage.
whatisntfunny:
Before I say this, let me be clear about a couple things: I’m gay. I really like boys. So, that is a true fact about me.
I believe in a penis vagina marriage. What does this mean you ask? I believe that marriage is a covenant between a man and a woman.
You’re thinking: “What the fuck?”
Let me explain.
Marriage is a union, before God, which was created by religion. Also,...
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bonapartejournal:
I remember when I was in 7th grader I used to cut so much. I still have the scars till this day. I tried to Take my life. And now that I’m older I’m 16, I’m a junior in highschool, I want to start again because I’m so fucking down. No one I can talk to, no that listens that’s why. I practically have no friends, no real friends. I guess right now that I’m still young I still...
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Two beautiful LGBT things that made me cry today.
The much-anticipated song and video by The L Project called “It Does Get Better.” It is amazing. So much talent in this song and (obviously) a beautiful message. Watch the video and share it with everyone you know! (Then buy the song on iTunes—proceeds go to LGBT charities and anti-bullying campaigns!)
A blog post by Huffington Post blogger Amelia called, “When Your...
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I don’t want to sleep because my dreams are going to be horrible.
I don’t want to see my baby’s beak get ripped off by my other baby all night long.
I have such an aching sadness in my stomach right now. I wish I were at home with my birds.
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Republican rehabilitation!
By voting for Ron Paul, you hereby agree to a major reality check. (and you need to grow up)
By voting for Mitt Romney, you hereby agree to a period of rehabilitation.
By voting for Newt Gingrich, you hereby agree to intense rehabilitation and/or ECT.
By voting for Rick Santorum, you hereby agree to a lobotomy.
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I love my birds. I love them more than my own two...
But I am about to make some chicken wings up in here. I cannot take this current level of misbehaving and bird douchebaggery. I really need a bird nanny because I am about to have a parental breakdown.
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No More Lamar Smith
He is my Congressman. He represents Texas’s 21st Congressional District and is the man who created SOPA. He also sponsored a bill last year called “Protecting Children from Internet Pornographers” (PCIP) which seeks to limit internet freedom under the guise of “protecting children” as usual. We’ve heard this story before.
Anyway, Lamar Smith’s district...
satans-doorbell asked: I really wish people wouldn't adopt an attitude like, "They're just animals!" :( It just breaks my heart when people treat them like garbage you can just throw away. Also, I'm pretty sure rehoming on Craigslist is forbidden.