This asshole has been repeatedly posting on Craigslist about trading his birds for a fucking motorcycle.
He made the mistake of including his phone number this time. Give him hell.
Just so everyone knows, you do NOT collect a fucking zoo of companion birds (some of whom can live as long as a human) and then turn around and trade them for a motorcycle one day when you’re done with them!
Every time I come across someone who has to rehome their pet because they’re moving or because they’re going to college, I want to fucking shake them and tell them how stupid they are. Did you not know you were going to college BEFORE you adopted this animal? Do you think your animal would rather find a new home than move with you? Where are you moving that you can’t take your animal with you? Guess what? FIND A BETTER PLACE.
If you cannot take care of your animals, DO NOT ADOPT THEM. If you think you are going to lose interest in your animals, DO NOT ADOPT THEM.
I will find you and kick your ass.
