Republican rehabilitation!

By voting for Ron Paul, you hereby agree to a major reality check. (and you need to grow up)

By voting for Mitt Romney, you hereby agree to a period of rehabilitation.

By voting for Newt Gingrich, you hereby agree to intense rehabilitation and/or ECT.

By voting for Rick Santorum, you hereby agree to a lobotomy.

Apparently Gingrich has forgotten that one of the huge points of his campaign is to “protect the sanctity of marriage.” If he hadn’t pretended to be a moral crusader out to save the world from the LGBT community, this question would have been out of place. Instead, a question about his infidelity (and his allegedly approaching his 2nd wife about an open marriage) that came about after his ex-wife’s recent interview is completely fair game.

If you think you can tell the country what is moral and immoral and then be surprised when we ask you about your second case of adultery (yes, he cheated on his first wife while she was dying in the hospital) you are obviously not a very smart man.

When you go home to your third wife tonight, I hope you sleep well as you continue your campaign to save marriage from vicious attacks by monogamous LGBT couples.