By voting for Ron Paul, you hereby agree to a major reality check. (and you need to grow up)
By voting for Mitt Romney, you hereby agree to a period of rehabilitation.
By voting for Newt Gingrich, you hereby agree to intense rehabilitation and/or ECT.
By voting for Rick Santorum, you hereby agree to a lobotomy.
Newt Gingrich at the ABC Republican debate tonight.
So, people in committed, same-sex relationships are just “friends” and cannot be involved in something as holy as marriage because we will ruin its sanctity… says the man who cheated on his first two wives.
Also, I am so sick of Republicans acting like the “institution of marriage” has never changed. You know, because white people still can’t marry black people, women are still the property of their husbands, and King Solomon could totally have 700 wives today. Nope, marriage hasn’t changed a bit.
From the Tenneesee Tea
Stay classy, haters!
Hey, LGBT people! If you’re not going to stand up for your rights and the rights of your brothers and sisters then just STAY IN THE CLOSET AND KEEP YOUR MOUTHS SHUT.
You don’t have to be a Democrat just because you’re gay… but if you support an anti-gay politician (read: Republican) then you’re just a self-loathing gay person who is pretending to not want respect or rights.